Flagjabteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited capybara.

Flagjabteen created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagjabteen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagjabteen, she will ignore you.

Flagjabteen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flagjabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Run away if six seals approach from the south.