Flytaphim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair bat.

Flytaphim created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flytaphim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flytaphim, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flytaphim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flytaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing mauve shorts and balancing nine silver spheres on your arms.

5. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the north.