Dibmetstipxingun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome fly.

Dibmetstipxingun created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibmetstipxingun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibmetstipxingun, it will turn you into a rock.

Dibmetstipxingun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dibmetstipxingun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.