Lakdibsand is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating centaur.

Lakdibsand created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakdibsand, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lakdibsand, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lakdibsand's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lakdibsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Never feed figs to squirrels while wearing yellow shorts.