Gamlegtun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying goblin.

Gamlegtun created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamlegtun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamlegtun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gamlegtun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gamlegtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.