Biffubdud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented sheep.

Biffubdud created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Biffubdud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Biffubdud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Biffubdud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Biffubdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed lots of melons to eagles while wearing mauve stockings.

3. Never run in the presence of mice.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.