Budkonnill Sigjaptun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage dryad.

Budkonnill Sigjaptun created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budkonnill Sigjaptun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budkonnill Sigjaptun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Budkonnill Sigjaptun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Budkonnill Sigjaptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of tapirs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick ducks.