Dibtadbin is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome
weasel.
Dibtadbin created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibtadbin, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dibtadbin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Dibtadbin's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Dibtadbin's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt aardvarks.
2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing red corsets and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.
4. Always treat cats with great respect.
5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Dibtadbin on top of important buildings.