Dibtadbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome weasel.

Dibtadbin created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtadbin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibtadbin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dibtadbin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dibtadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing red corsets and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Dibtadbin on top of important buildings.