Volfatleg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, irritating hummingbird.

Volfatleg created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volfatleg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Volfatleg, it will turn you into a dog.

Volfatleg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Volfatleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not take Volfatleg's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.