Ratlikhon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous sheep.

Ratlikhon created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratlikhon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratlikhon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ratlikhon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ratlikhon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Hide if four birds approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.