Quammilfomjam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful crocodile.

Quammilfomjam created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quammilfomjam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quammilfomjam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quammilfomjam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quammilfomjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.