Vogbedtaptonk is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic deer.

Vogbedtaptonk created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbedtaptonk, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogbedtaptonk, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vogbedtaptonk's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vogbedtaptonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never feed parsnips to dogs while wearing orange rings.

3. Never feed lots of melons to ants while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Retreat if five otters approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.