Stigarnomin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering butterfly.

Stigarnomin created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigarnomin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stigarnomin, she will make you grow a tail.

Stigarnomin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stigarnomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.