Fobdotruttab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring skunk.

Fobdotruttab created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fobdotruttab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobdotruttab, he will not invite you to parties.

Fobdotruttab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fobdotruttab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never feed lots of peas to snakes while wearing cyan rings.

5. Do not covet oxen.