Davsaspark Foncussfun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty walrus.

Davsaspark Foncussfun created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davsaspark Foncussfun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davsaspark Foncussfun, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Davsaspark Foncussfun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Davsaspark Foncussfun's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Davsaspark Foncussfun.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never feed coconuts to otters while wearing fawn stockings.