Yarmigsag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy lobster.

Yarmigsag created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmigsag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarmigsag, it will turn you into a snail.

Yarmigsag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yarmigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.