Vadkambud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage dingo.

Vadkambud created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadkambud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadkambud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vadkambud's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vadkambud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vadkambud in the centre of the settlement.