Litnadshavster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud slug.

Litnadshavster created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnadshavster, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Litnadshavster, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Litnadshavster's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Litnadshavster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Litnadshavster eight times a day.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Never hurt foxes.