Yamortnurtrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless ferret.

Yamortnurtrat created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamortnurtrat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamortnurtrat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yamortnurtrat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yamortnurtrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.