Benquafkar is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful
eagle.
Benquafkar created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Benquafkar, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Benquafkar, he will strike you with lightening.
Benquafkar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Benquafkar's Holy Commandments1. Always wear violet.
2. Do not speak about coconuts.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Benquafkar must be the most important thing in your life.