Sterrandub Gebshavgomwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome crane.

Sterrandub Gebshavgomwap created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterrandub Gebshavgomwap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sterrandub Gebshavgomwap, it will not care.

Sterrandub Gebshavgomwap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sterrandub Gebshavgomwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Do not kill eagles.