Carbundudab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing hyena.

Carbundudab created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbundudab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Carbundudab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Carbundudab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Carbundudab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must love Carbundudab.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.