Popdisstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable dryad.

Popdisstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Popdisstip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popdisstip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Popdisstip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Popdisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.