Cabbonrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient mongoose.

Cabbonrip created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbonrip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabbonrip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cabbonrip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cabbonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Cabbonrip first in all things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help eagles in need.