Jamwatbop is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent
mongoose.
Jamwatbop created Asia six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jamwatbop, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Jamwatbop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Jamwatbop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Jamwatbop's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jamwatbop.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. You must love Jamwatbop.