Talbanman is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous unicorn.

Talbanman created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talbanman, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Talbanman, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Talbanman's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Talbanman's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to cats while wearing pink ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed wheat to birds while wearing indigo shorts.