Butlooplunfebbomdud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident goblin.

Butlooplunfebbomdud created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butlooplunfebbomdud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Butlooplunfebbomdud, she will turn you into a frog.

Butlooplunfebbomdud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butlooplunfebbomdud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Butlooplunfebbomdud three times a day.

2. Retreat if five gulls approach from the east.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Butlooplunfebbomdud.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.