Betwabdanarmbimfot Logmigtig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest wolf.

Betwabdanarmbimfot Logmigtig created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betwabdanarmbimfot Logmigtig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Betwabdanarmbimfot Logmigtig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Betwabdanarmbimfot Logmigtig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Betwabdanarmbimfot Logmigtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide if seven snails approach from the west.

5. Never talk about gravity.