Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective newt.

Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat, it will ignore you.

Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gudfitmot Sidsadtun Bunfatrat eight times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Fast once a month.