Madfidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate swallow.

Madfidbog created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madfidbog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madfidbog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Madfidbog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Madfidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never wear blue shorts.

3. You must love Madfidbog.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not shave your arms.