Nellrullveen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented bird.

Nellrullveen created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrullveen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellrullveen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nellrullveen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nellrullveen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Nellrullveen must be the most important thing in your life.