Zodjinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, pitiless gnu.

Zodjinarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodjinarm, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodjinarm, it will strike you with lightening.

Zodjinarm's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zodjinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Zodjinarm on top of important buildings.