Tabrullxen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain fox.

Tabrullxen created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabrullxen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tabrullxen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tabrullxen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tabrullxen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Put Tabrullxen first in all things.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.