Janrawcissbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable chicken.

Janrawcissbif created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janrawcissbif, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Janrawcissbif, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Janrawcissbif's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Janrawcissbif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Janrawcissbif in the centre of the settlement.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near seals while wearing mauve ear rings.