Badfunnab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, egotistical crow.

Badfunnab created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badfunnab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badfunnab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Badfunnab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Badfunnab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Badfunnab.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat melons.