Milbabcap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless whale.

Milbabcap created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milbabcap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milbabcap, he will not care at all.

Milbabcap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Milbabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never leap near goats.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never paint your chest green.