Wod Rawdib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy dingo.

Wod Rawdib created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wod Rawdib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wod Rawdib, she will think nothing of it.

Wod Rawdib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wod Rawdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Wod Rawdib loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.