Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering cow.

Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tenkadpig Cambarnmeg.

5. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.