Homlitquam Neljipyartnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident frog.

Homlitquam Neljipyartnurl created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homlitquam Neljipyartnurl, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homlitquam Neljipyartnurl, it will make you grow a tail.

Homlitquam Neljipyartnurl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Homlitquam Neljipyartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Always help manatees in need.