Gepyartfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced shrew.

Gepyartfub created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepyartfub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gepyartfub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gepyartfub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gepyartfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never talk about gravity near ducks while wearing purple kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.