Nelltamtab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous unicorn.

Nelltamtab created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltamtab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nelltamtab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nelltamtab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nelltamtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about spacetime near dogs while wearing orange shirts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.