Minpopyamstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome beaver.

Minpopyamstrag created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minpopyamstrag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Minpopyamstrag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minpopyamstrag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Minpopyamstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Minpopyamstrag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Minpopyamstrag nine times a day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.