Rowtankad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, idiotic ant.

Rowtankad created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowtankad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowtankad, she will come to you in dreams.

Rowtankad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rowtankad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never hop in the presence of mice.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lemons to great tits while wearing black ear rings.