Gudbodnuttbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent pig.

Gudbodnuttbest created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbodnuttbest, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudbodnuttbest, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gudbodnuttbest's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gudbodnuttbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never laugh near turtles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.