Bunvonkgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable finch.

Bunvonkgup created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunvonkgup, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bunvonkgup, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bunvonkgup's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bunvonkgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about enzymes.