Han is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful frog.

Han created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Han, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Han, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Han's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Han's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing purple hats and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

3. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the south.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Han in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about dark energy near nematodes while wearing green skirts and balancing six iron spheres on your back.