Naklibhig is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair
finch.
Naklibhig created a photon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Naklibhig, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Naklibhig, she will boil you in a big pot.
Naklibhig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Naklibhig's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Retreat if seven birds approach from the east.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naklibhig.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not leap in public.