Nillbutflow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless cat.

Nillbutflow created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbutflow, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillbutflow, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nillbutflow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nillbutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

4. Never paint your neck pink.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.