Hudwabbot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing frog.

Hudwabbot created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudwabbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudwabbot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hudwabbot's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hudwabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hudwabbot in the centre of the settlement.