Nurtaflabhabcatrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate centipede.

Nurtaflabhabcatrow created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtaflabhabcatrow, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtaflabhabcatrow, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nurtaflabhabcatrow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nurtaflabhabcatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtaflabhabcatrow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nurtaflabhabcatrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Always help sick gulls.